Thai ladyboy Story; Chinese dress...
The bar was up a narrow flight of stairs and fairly small, but the
energy in the place was undeniable. Flashing lights and a pretty good DJ
had the place moving around and it wasn't very long before I'd locked
onto the belle of the ball. In her skin-tight, red silk Chinese gown she
was the most irresistible creature I'd set eyes on that evening and I
A Ladyboy Bar
I was drunk at this point, so as far as I was concerned
my dance moves were impeccable and I made a great show of them...
danced back and forth together for a while, chatting, and it seemed like
things were really starting to go somewhere. When I went to get myself
another drink, I looked back from the bar and saw one of the guys I'd
been partying with all the way back at the evening's beginning chatting
Jealousy flashed and I decided to go in for the kill. We danced
closer and closer, and I decided to break the local rule regarding public displays of affection
and pulled her in for a kiss. It was wonderful, and it's probably not
breaking the rules if it's 7 in the morning at an illegal after-hours
And then to tie the not... “I'll go home soon”
A blush and giggle... “I like to go home with you, you nice”
what a beautiful conclusion to a beautiful night. I may have run out of
money, but I never ran out of luck. As we made our way out into the
burning light of early morning there seemed to be something amiss, and
the taxi drivers across the lot were giving me funny looks and laughing
We walked out to the main soi and caught a taxi back to my place and snuggled shamelessly for the duration of the ride. Embarrassingly, she had to pay for the taxi as I didn't have any cash on me, but she didn't seem to mind.
When we got to my room I got her a drink from the fridge and told her to make herself comfortable while I freshened up a bit. Making my way into the bathroom I saw her beginning to undress. I went for a quick shower, just a few seconds to rinse the nocturnal city off myself, and towelling off with toothbrush in my mouth I heard her call to me, “I no have milk.” (Editorial note: Thai ladyboys and girls refer to their breasts as ‘milk’.)
Suddenly, realization as to why the idle drivers outside the club had been grinning hit me; my beautiful lady was no lady at all (Editorial note: Thai ladyboys do sometimes assume us Westerners know the score even when we don’t. If you have any doubts, ask.) I also realized that her confession wanted some response from me.
“That's fine; you're so beautiful I won't miss them.”
This was brand new territory for me. I had read too many Thai ladyboy stories since I'd moved here, how could I not investigate? But I was still shy about it and it was hard to admit, even to myself, that I was actually more excited about my new friend now that I new she was packing a little something extra and that things would likely be a little bit more exciting than the usual one night stand format allows for. But I also had some new concerns.
“I don't have any money.”
“That's ok, I don't want money, I just want to...” she moved on me now, pulled my towel away, wrapped her lips around me, and I felt myself melt into that sweet ladyboy abyss that would be my next three months...
Key Learning Points:
- If you have been living on Mars until now, you might not have any knowledge of the wonders of the Bangkok nightlife that await you. This Thai ladyboy story is not unusual, and there are way more western men that are interested in these sorts of encounters than is commonly admitted to.
- Whilst the author makes the reference “out of site, out of mind” regarding the legality of the out of hours clubs, it is made somewhat light-heartedly. It is best to stay on the right side of the law in Thailand, but there is no doubt that many things that are technically illegal whereby laws are not particularly well enforced. For example, prostitution is illegal, but I imagine you have heard that it is not exactly unknown in Thailand!
- The story demonstrates that it is perfectly possible to meet Thai ladyboys (and girls for that matter) in regular nightspots outside of the regular tourist areas. In these places you are more likely to find someone worthy of dating for a little longer than is recommended with working girls.
- It was illuminating that, at the end of his Thai ladyboy story, the author confessed that he “did not have any money” meaning that he was not certain if his companion was expecting payment. If he had met someone in a tourist area, you could be sure that payment in the morning would be expected, but this was not the case here and that is somewhat typical of regular Thai focused nightspots.