Let the Bangkok ping pong show begin
After about ten minutes or so, this girl left the stage and another girl
took her place. A box of ping pong balls suddenly appeared as well. The
girl was doing a slow and sexy pole dance at this point, but after a
few minutes she reached down to pick up a ball which she held up for
everyone to see, before slowly inserting it into her… well, I’m sure you
know where that ball went. I think she took about four or five balls
before squeezing them out one by one while she was still dancing.
Bangkok has a reputation for the sordid... but it is very interesting place.
With the last ball returned, she lay down on the stage, took a ball out of the box, and once again pushed it inside her neatly shaved pussy. This time she never followed up with more balls, but instead, she demonstrated just how far she could shoot that ball.
After each missile was launched the girl would change her position, slowly making her way around the room. Haha, I was like a child in a sweet factory, eagerly awaiting my turn. When she did get to face in my direction I opened my mouth and showed her to aim for my mouth!
She did just that, and I swear, if I hadn't dodged instinctively, that ball may well have found its target. It went whizzing past my head as I dodged, and I immediately regretted dodging it lol. Nonetheless, I did the next best thing. I retrieved the ball and put it in my pocket, much to the amusement of the girl and the barman. That was the strangest souvenir I have ever taken possession of, hell, I kept that ball for years…
Now, let me say something in my defence. Remember the “Lone Dancer” I mentioned earlier? Well, she was sitting with me during all of this, and she was making absolutely sure that I would want to take her with me at the end of the night. She never had any part of my anatomy exposed, but she was certainly conducting a thorough investigation.
Supergirls used to repeat the ping pong show a number of times each night and, since I was there most nights, I made my mouth available for target practice on a few different occasions. She never did manage to get a ball into my mouth, but I did get hit in the face a few times!
On my first night at Supergirls, the “Lone Dancer” proved to be far more effective than Viagra could ever be. It also turned out that she was the resident Fire Eater. She did a really awesome fire show, and that was definitely the icing on the cake as far as I was concerned. Of course I was to invite her back to my room.
Joy (not her real name) proved to be a great companion. She was softly spoken, very polite, and oh so sexy. One night when we were in the hotel I mentioned the ping pong show, and I asked if all the girls in the bar could launch balls across the room. She said she didn’t really know, but that she could. Apparently she used to do both the ping pong show and the fire show.
Having heard that, I soon persuaded her to prove herself. With my
souvenir ball nicely cleaned, she had no qualms in showing me, and for
the record, her aiming was just as impressive as the girl in the bar.
Here I was, in a fancy hotel in Bangkok, and I was having a private show
right there in my room.
She was such a fun type of girl and I would
hook up with her every time I returned to Thailand after that. Our times
together only came to an end after I met a woman who I really fell in
love with. Still, we got to enjoy many crazy days and nights together.
the way, if you like the idea of a ping pong show, you will probably
also like the blow dart shows. With these shows, inflated balloons are
usually distributed to people in the bar, and then a girl will fire
little darts at them using a small blowpipe.
Needless to say, they don’t
use their mouth for this, but you have probably guessed that already.
If you end up with a balloon in your hand, don’t worry about getting
shot by a dart. I have seen more of these shows than I care to remember,
and I have never seen a girl miss her target.
The Changing Face of Patpong
If you intend going to Thailand, you shouldn’t expect Patpong to be the same as what I have described in this story. The place has changed quite a lot over the years, and since I have not been to Patpong for several years now, I can’t really say what it is like nowadays.
Then again, this is Thailand, so if you really must see a Thai ping pong show while you are here, just ask around or speak to a Tuk-Tuk driver, he’ll be able to find one for you.