Shane (from Hua Hin)
The Hua Hin nightlife scene offers a fairly slow paced alternative to the more hectic options in Bangkok and elsewhere. Hua Hin itself is nowhere near being the Farang (foreigner) capital of Thailand, but there are several thousand of us living here.
I would say most of the expats here are Swedish, Swiss, German and British, but there are many from other countries as well, including me. The town also hosts thousands of tourists each year, both local and foreign. One irony is that while there is an airport, regular flights to and from Bangkok are often not available, which means that most visitors arrive by taxi, bus or train. Still, Hua Hin gets plenty of visitors but nowhere near the amount of tourists visiting places like Bangkok; Pattaya; Koh Samui etc. The majority of tourists who visit are families with young kids, and Thailand is more than happy to promote Hua Hin as a family destination.
Sometimes I can’t believe just how much this town has changed since I moved here back in 2003. Back then we only had one smallish supermarket, and finding any western style cooking ingredients was nearly impossible. Now we have large shopping malls; water parks and bumper to bumper traffic, especially on weekends when half of Bangkok descends on the area.
There are a selection of online sites that offer you the option of meeting up with escorts in Hua Hin. Generally speaking though it isn't necessary because the Hua Hin nightlife offers a few other less costly options for meeting local girls. As always I advise simply using a regular dating site - there are plenty of ladies on these sites that will be happy to meet you for casual sex.
Hua Hin escorts do, of course, offer the same advantage that call girls always offer i.e. greater discretion. If you want to arrange a secretive meeting in a hotel room then these working girls are worth considering. For an idea of escort girl prices, see here.
Hua Hin is not really the best place for a crazy night out, but you can still go out and have an awesome night whether you are married with kids, or whether you are free and single. One thing to remember is that no matter which city you visit in Thailand, you are going to find yourself more or less restricted to nightlife areas that cater for foreigners. This true of both bars and Hua Hin massage venues.
The locals have their own places and, providing you are not out to cause trouble, you're welcome in these places but most expats avoid them due to perceived safety concerns. I have been to several Thai places, not only here in Hua Hin but also elsewhere in Thailand, and I have only ever had good times.
Anyway, since most foreign visitors won't ever find themselves in these Thai style places I’m going to focus mostly on the more touristy places in and around town.
This is by far the most famous and vibrant Hua Hin nightlife area for tourists and expats. Soi Bintabaht is located downtown; it is a narrow bustling road lined with small bars, one or two guesthouses and more recently, a restaurant. Don’t worry about the lack of restaurants though because there are plenty within walking distance where you can find almost any kind of food imaginable.
Soi Bintabaht is where people go when they want to have a good time in the evenings after they have already had dinner. During the past decade this road has sort of expanded, and nowadays there are a number of roads all offering the same sort of entertainment. In fact, most expats rarely refer to “Soi Bintabaht” but rather refer to the “Bintabaht area.”
You’ll see all sorts of foreigners in this part of the Hua Hin nightlife, both tourists and expats. Some are there with their families; some with groups of friends, and some on their own. Virtually all the bars in this area are staffed by ladies of the night so, in this respect, it is also the main Hua Hin red light district. However, don't expect to see crazy Go-Go bars or anything even remotely similar to what you will see in Bangkok or other Thai cities.
There are a lot of Thai girls online that are just looking for some short-term fun with an exotic Westerner like you! Serious romance or no-strings fun is available on:
If you are a hot blooded single male you'll be glad to know that 99% of the Thai girls you’ll see in the bars around this area will be more than happy to make sure you're happy in exchange for a monetary reward. Remember, I did say families frequent this area, often with their young kids, and this in itself makes Hua Hin nightlife unique. Families with young kids would never dream of going into pick-up bars elsewhere in Thailand, but in Hua Hin everything is very low key.
Many tourists visit and go back to their own countries never even knowing that they spent time in the Hua Hin red light district. The girls in these bars are not very pushy at all, and if you are with family they will never try to lead you astray. On the other hand, if you are clearly not attached to anyone, you’ll almost certainly have a few Thai girls trying to steal your heart and believe me, Hua Hin girls REALLY know how to turn on the charm when they want to. Some genuinely are only hoping for a few “lady drinks” and some light hearted banter, whilst others really want you to take them with you for the night.
Be warned that buying “lady-drinks” all night for the Hua Hin bar girls can end up costing you a fortune. Even your own drinks are expensive in this part of town, and lady-drinks cost considerably more even if they only drink Coke. For example, a large bottle of local beer will cost you anything from 90 baht to 150 baht, while a lady-drink usually costs around 200 baht or more depending on what they order. Quite often they will order an expensive drink, but in reality they are just getting a coke. At the end of the night they get a share of the lady-drink money that they generated during the evening. This isn’t always the case but it does happen quite often. The Thai girls in these bars can be so much fun, and most guys don’t mind paying for a few extra drinks.
Some bars have short-time rooms upstairs, some don't. If you find yourself unable to resist the temptation of a quick romp, and there are no short-time rooms available, don't worry because your chosen lady will know where to find a room. These are typically small rooms with air-conditioning, and most are kept very clean, or perhaps I've just been lucky.
Don't get me wrong here because I have never been a regular at these bars but I have sampled their offerings on a few occasions, usually when I've had friends visiting from overseas. Based on the experiences I have had, short-time encounters cost between 1,000 and 1,500 baht plus a 300 baht bar-fine. If you would rather have a Thai lady spend the whole night with you then expect to pay between 1,500 baht and 3,000 baht.
If this topic offends you, just skip it and move on to the next paragraph. I’m only writing about it because it is true, and because it was and still is a part of the Hua Hin nightlife scene. For a few years we had a BJ bar called Lolita's although it's gone now. This was a dedicated blowjob bar although you could also get more there if you wanted to.
I went there a few times with friends and, from a single guy’s point of view, it was awesome. Nicely decorated private rooms were the order of the day and, at only 700 baht per session, how could any guy complain? Sadly, for those guys who would like to visit an establishment such as this, a lack of good looking girls along with a continuous demand for bribes by the local police has resulted in the place closing down. A new owner reopened the venue under a different name, but again, a lack of good looking girls meant it was doomed from the start. If you really must have some pleasure of an oral nature when you visit, then one of the most obvious Hua Hin nightlife choices would now be a place called Tropical Massage, which is located just around the corner from Soi Bintabaht. There are some other Hua Hin massage options too, and I'll come to them in a moment.
For those who want to pick up a girl without having to visit the bars, the Hilton has a nightclub nearby where you can find freelance Hua Hin hookers along with many Thai bar girls who head there after the bars close at around 1:00 AM. The drinks are overpriced there, and the music very cheesy as well, but it does seem to get packed every night.
Soi 80 is now considered to be the Hua Hin massage district of choice for expats, but again, it is low-key and the girls in this street are in no way pushy. Here you'll find far cheaper drinks, plenty of good food, and much friendlier girls. I've been here many times and I've always had a great time, and no, I've never been with any of the Thai girls other than on one or two occasions where I've been tempted into having an oil massage; which ended with a happy ending massage, which is typical of Hua Hin massage parlours in the Soi 80 area.
For an oil massage in these Hua Hin nightlife venues you are more or less expected to strip naked and lie on your stomach. Anything other than the massage itself means extra money for the girls, and they really do know how to weaken a guy that is already naked. Usually they will move in for the kill when they start on the back of your legs, with a series of "innocent" bumps against the bits that make guys vulnerable. You do of course have a towel strategically placed to protect your modesty but it cannot stop wandering hands.
If you show no clear resistance, Hua Hin massage girls will typically see that as an all clear sign and they will start pushing things further, usually waiting until it's time for you to lie on your back. At this point it's pretty much impossible to hide things if they have aroused you. If you've made it this far without giving yourself away, they will almost certainly change that now. Usually these Hua Hin massages end with some much needed and much appreciated relief regardless of what your initial intentions were!
I realize that this might seem sleazy to some readers but actually it all happens in a very nice way which doesn't feel wrong or sleazy in any way. If you want a non sexual massage then just say so, or simply go to venues that are clearly of a different kind. Keep in mind that Thai men also have their erotic massage places, because despite what Thai society wants outsiders to believe, all this sort of thing is generally accepted.
Anyway, to get back to the whole Hua Hin nightlife thing, you generally only have four or five choices. You have the bars I've already discussed which double up as red light bars; you have the karaoke bars which are favoured by Thais; you have hostess bars, most of which also serve meals, and you have countless casual bars/restaurants which are just like those you will see all over the country. There are no real nightclubs in Hua Hin, and I can't see any opening either. The closest you’ll get to a nightclub is the Hilton’s club. If you are young and you are into the rave scene, then the Hua Hin nightlife scene is definitely not the place to be. You can have a fantastic night out here, but don't expect Full Moon parties or anything along those lines.
Some of the hostess bars which have started opening up are incredibly popular among the younger Thai crowds who have money to spend. Most of the hostesses in these places tend to be university students or office girls looking to earn some extra cash in the evenings. If you are an older guy and you are lucky, you might also find a girl at one of these places who is willing to be your mistress on an ongoing basis in exchange for some financial assistance. This is very common among older Thai married men who have money. In many cases their wives will also know that their husbands have a “Mia Noi” (mistress or lesser wife) on the side. If you are not Thai, DO NOT attempt to do the same thing if you are already in a relationship with a Thai woman.
So, there you have it; if you are looking for the hardcore stuff, the Hua Hin nightlife, escorts, girls and massage scene might disappoint you and I'd suggest going to Bangkok or Pattaya instead. It is not a place for sex tourists, and neither is it the place for hardcore party goers. As I’ve already said, Hua Hin nightlife is slow paced, but in a very decent sort of way compared to other places in Thailand.
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